- Johnlock shippers: *sobs and whimpers*
- Sheriarty shippers: Oh, we are so cool.
- Mormor shippers: Let us bite and beat and mock each other and feel the taste of blood on our tongues.
- Sheriarty shippers: We are fabulous. One and only.
- Johnlock shippers: *more sobs and whimpers*
- Mormor shippers: And then cuddle and watch cartoons under a warm blanket.
- Mystrade shippers: 'Evening, gentlemen! Would you like a delicious cup of tea and then take part in rough shameless sex act?
- Sheriarty shippers: brb, having a narcissism attack
- Sherlock/Irene - Sherlock/Molly shippers: Don't move. Don't move and maybe they won't see us.